Whether you’re exploring solo or enhancing intimacy with a partner, these expert-tested tips are tailored to ensure a safe, enjoyable, and satisfying experience.

Ideally, we’d all be having sex every day, but your favorite penis (or ANY penis) is not always available, and you’re forced to take matters into your own hands. Literally. And your own hands are great, it’s not that they aren’t, but sometimes, you just need…more. Preferably, right now. But manufactured dildos are expensive, often don’t fit perfectly with your anatomy and needs, and they take so long to get here…

If you were looking more for something that’s…personalized, you can do that. Based on your man’s love stick, a favorite dildo, or a different phallic object of your choice. In fact, you can turn this Find The Perfect Penis Replacement Mission into a session of arts & crafts. It’s like when you were 5 and playing with silly putty. You’ll see.

And if that sounds like too much work for you or you don’t really wanna get your hands dirty, well… it turns out that our vaginas aren’t THAT picky after all. Pretty much any phallus-shaped object will do, as long as it’s safe. Don’t believe me? I’ll give you some options below in the last method.

Step right up, ladies (and gentlemen)! We’ve got dildos for every need, preference, and vagina! The best of the best makeshift penises for your entertainment! No matter how perfect you want it to be, we can show you how to make it happen!

Every dildo must be cleaned and sanitized either with water and soap or mild disinfectant substances to lower the risk of vaginal infections.

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How to make a dildo: 5 methods

Method 5: The most difficult
Method 4
Method 3
Method 2
Method 1: The easiest

5.

Difficulty Level

I Want My Ideal Penis And Damn It, I’m Willing To Work For It

Oh so you’re a tough guy, eh? Or err, girl, I guess. You’re not satisfied with just any plastic toy like a filthy commoner. No, you want your very own Personalized Ideal Penis, and you know what? You should get everything you want, girl.

Just letting you know, however, that this process is expensive, hard work, and it requires a whole shopping list, some of which borders on…what do the kids call it…EXTRA!

I think we can all agree that the problem with homemade toys is that they look…homemade. And I don’t really like that. Well, this option also has some extra steps you can take to make this as professional-looking as possible. And who knows, you may even sell these babies. I heard there’s bank to be made on Etsy with stuff like this ?

Professional ™ Silicone Dildo

Here’s the shopping list:

LET’S DO THIS.

STEP 1: Choose the ideal type of silicone for your dildo.

What you’ll have to quickly learn is that the regular silicone dildo is WAY more complicated than it looks. It’s not just a matter of picking the biggest size and the grossest veiny mold and pouring in a pretty color. There’s different types of silicone for different types of toys.

Here’s what you’ll be looking for:

Type – That would be platinum cure silicone, because it’s body-safe. There are multiple marketers that sell it, so just pick one, I don’t really care which one. This isn’t going up my vagina.
Firmness – Most people are probably not aware (I sure as hell wasn’t), but silicone comes in degrees of firmness. Sure, you want a hard penis, but actually, when you look at the scale, it’s not that hard.

You’ll actually be looking at some pretty soft silicones, depending on the kind of dildo you want. Bendy? Dual density (this one needs two different types of silicone: a hard core and a soft outer coat)? A little harder, for G-spot stimulation? There’s a lot here to take into consideration, so your dildo needs to be planned.

I’d love to tell you more about it, but I can’t. I’VE GOT A WORDCOUNT LIMIT, PEOPLE.

Now, back to our regular programming.

To make a VERY long story short, stick to Dragon Skin (10 A or 20 A) or Ecoflex (00-20 or 00-30) as my personal recommendations.

STEP 2: Shape your penis with Sculpey or a similar material and then BAKE it.

This is the easiest way to do it, but I’d practice A LOT if you’re not an artist, because you won’t get that shape right on the first try. Once you’ve gotten the hang of it and your creation doesn’t look pathetic anymore, you can stick it in the oven and bake it to get it hard. Coat it in Mod Podge to get it looking smooth and not-homemade-looking.

STEP 3: WE’RE MAKING THE MOLD

Little did you know, there are special substances for making molds. I guess you would have known if you’re into this DIY gig, but I’m not, so I was pleasantly surprised. Just like the silicone for the toys, molding mediums come in different degrees of hardness. Soft silicone won’t do.

Now take that container, box, or whatever you’ve got on hand that is tall enough and roomy enough. Make sure it’s sort of sturdy too, so it won’t leak everywhere, bend, or break.

Remember the penis you made and hopefully didn’t burn in the oven? You put it in that container upright, doing your best to keep it centered. If your penis has a base, this will be easy. Grease your penis up (no, not your real penis), to make sure it’ll pop out of the mold easy later.

At this stage, you can mix your mold juice (that’s not a professional term, so don’t quote me on that) and make sure to work fast. There should only be two parts to mix, so even a child could do this. In the words of my life coach, RuPaul, “Good luck, and don’t make a mess!”.

Once it’s all homogenous, you can dump the mix in over your baked dildo. Make sure you cover it entirely and leave a bit more at the very top.

Extra tip from me to you – if you pour the liquid slowly and in thin “layers”, there’s less of a chance for air to be trapped inside. Allow this to set, harden, or “cure” for however long the pack says. It will depend on the mix you choose to use.

Once it’s done, you can pull the mold out, cut it in half, careful not to ding the dildo, pop that baby out, and you’ve got a workable mold for all your dildo-ing needs.

STEP 4: If you’re particularly fussy, you can make your toy colorful, so let’s do a quick tutorial for how to do that.

Just mix your pigments into part A of your silicone, but not part B. Just mix them into part A really well, and then when you’re ready to pour, mix it in with part B.

STEP 5: After 43 years, we’re FINALLY making this dildo!

OKAY, you guys, final stretch. You’ve got your mold, you’ve got your silicone, so it is time to pour that in! Before you do that, though, you need to get your Mann Ease Release 200 and spray it into the mold, and can anyone tell me why? That’s right, because silicone + silicone = BAD. They’ll stick together and everything will be RUUUUUIIIIIINED.

ANYWAY. You take your silicone, you pour it in, and you let the toy set. You should have your instructions on the silicone for the time required to cure.

All that’s left is to take it out when it’s done, wash it, and give it some love! YAAAAY!