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That Seems Like So Much Work…Can I Make This Make-Your-Own Stuff Instant?
Like you, I have a short attention span and I like instant gratification. Working hard is great and all…but why do it, when you’ve got premade stuff that someone else has already created for you, right? Instant mashed potatoes, anyone?
For you, I’ve got some kits relevant to your interests. All the fun AND the benefits of a DIY dildo, but none of the actual dirty work or the time suck that comes with it. Here’s the (relatively) easy way out:
Clone A Willy
Clone A Willy is definitely the most well-known kit of this type, and one of the most popular. That’s because it’s inexpensive, it’s fun (so it makes a great novelty gift for bachelorette parties and such), it’s…interactive (you’ll see what I mean in a second) and most importantly, it’s affordable, and relatively low-effort.
I don’t know if I even need to explain this, but Clone A Willy helps you…clone a willy. That is to say, you make a silicone replica of a real-life penis. Ever had an ex-boyfriend you really hated (ugh, he’s just The Worst), but whose penis was incredible? This is your ideal solution. All of the fun with none of the drama!
Best of all, even if there’s no one to replicate, you can still fill the penis-shaped hole in your heart by making a dildo using a different phallic object.
The good part is that everything you need comes with the kit, so you don’t have to go out looking for anything. The actual molding part is…eh, interesting, but it certainly doesn’t require as much work as the rest of the options we’ve discussed. The only thing I’d say would make this whole process easier is if you have two people working on this, especially if you’re working with a real penis. We wrote a full clone a willy review, if you’re interested.
What you need:
- Silicone
- Molding powder
- A molding tube
- A penis
You get all of that in the kit, isn’t that convenient? Well, minus the penis.
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STEP 1: Get hard
No, seriously. You obviously want your fake penis to be a hard one, so don’t go molding flaccids, that won’t get you anywhere. Alternatively, reach for your penis stand-in, whether that’s a banana, a cucumber, or a handle from some household tool. I won’t judge.
What might help: Now, consider the fact that staying hard during this operation might be…challenging, so you’ll need all the help you can get from your friends: nudity, cock rings, penis pumps, Viagra, porn, or just regular old jacking off. Trust me on this.
STEP 2: Get the mold container ready
Measure your hard penis against the plastic tube, mark it off, and then cut off the excess material. You’ll wanna tape off the ends. And yes, this is where your penis goes later. Exciting, isn’t it?
STEP 3: Mix the molding stuff
In a bowl, mix your molding powder with water, as per the instructions. You should be mixing for about a minute. You can expect some lumps, but that’s okay!
STEP 4: Give it to the mixture
Now the hilarious part – pour the mixture into the tube, stick your member in it, and hold it there for 2 minutes. Yes, two whole minutes. Entertaining for the partner, less so for the penis owner. Remember the erection aids? This is why you need them. You’re welcome.
STEP 5: Allow the mold to set
The mold should have hardened up by now, so you can take your penis out and leave the mold to dry out for a couple of hours. Use this time to rinse your penis off, you animals!
STEP 6: Prepare your silicone
While the mold is drying, take your silicone and mix it into a cup. You probably won’t be able to use this again, so don’t pick the one that says #1 DAD! that you got your dear old dad for Father’s Day. Stir it up good.
STEP 7: Clone a willy!
Pour your silicone mixture into the now fully dry mold, and leave it to sit for at least 24 hours, to give it time to properly harden. When you take it out, you should have a fully functioning replica of your fave penis!
How cool is that? If you’re a dude, you just found the perfect break-up gift for all of your ex-girlfriends.
Extras: Something cool to be aware of with Clone A Willy is that they’ve got multiple options. There are colorful willies, glow-in-the-dark willies, and vibrating willies! Some of these sets are a Make A Vibrating Dildo set, and they come with everything we’ve already talked about, plus a bullet vibe.
The process is much of the same, except you need to stick your vibrator in the bottom of your dildo when you’re pouring the silicone over it. You need to make sure to leave the base out. That way, when it sets, you’ve got yourself a replica of a penis that also vibrates, which might make it more enjoyable than the real thing, but don’t tell that to the nice lad who lent you his dong. That’s just rude.
Dodil
If Clone A Willy is STILL above your skill level or care level, then I have something else for you: Dodil. Dodil is veeery weird. First of all, this thing has a name. He? It? I’m gonna call him “he”.
Now, my friend Dodil, here (that’s Dildo spelled with the syllables backwards for those of you who took an equally embarrassing amount of time as I did to figure it out) is…dildo potential. He’s not a dildo (despite what his name might have you think), but he CAN be. Much like how Pinocchio’s always wanted to be a real boy, Dodil’s dream is to someday be a real dildo with a name that isn’t as stupid as this one.
Dodil is a really cool concept, actually, because he caters to the truly lazy. He’s basically just a hunk of silicone that you need to heat up and then play with to give it whatever shape you want. And it’s GENIUS. I’ll show you why in a second. For now, let’s talk about how to make it.
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So, you’re supplied with:
- A hunk of plastic (ahem, a moldable thermoplastic core with a silicone outer coating, according to their website. Whatever)
- A thermos
- A piece of string
You probably think you can’t make a thing out of this, but GET A LOAD OF THIS.
STEP 1: Heat water up on the stove until it’s boiling. You see, this is an essential component of how Dodil takes his final form – he needs the heat, so he becomes malleable.
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STEP 2: Put Dodil in the thermos they provide and pour the boiling water over him. Close the lid and leave him submerged in there for 30 minutes. Don’t worry about him, he’ll be fine. He took swimming lessons.
(Quick note here: if you don’t want their overpriced thermos, you can supply your own and only pay for Dodil himself)
STEP 3: After the 30 minutes are up, pour the water out, and let your new friend chill for a couple of minutes. He’s a little hot right off the bat. Once he’s good to go, you’ve got around 20 minutes to abuse him in any way you want to create new shapes and obtain your ideal dildo.
You’ll mainly be working with your hands to shape this guy. They provide the string with the kit, but my Top Secret Inside Sources say it’s not that effective, and that you’d be better off with something that wraps tighter around him, like a bunch of rubber bands, in order to create a wavy, curvy shape.
You can also add textures to this New & Improved Dodil, if you want to tie textured stuff to him in order for it to mold into him. Like, say, a bunch of LEGO bricks or something like that. The coolest thing is that you can bend him to provide G-spot stimulation.
STEP 4: Once the torture is over for good ol’ Dodil, you can let him cool off, or you can baptize him in some cool water, after which he shall emerge as his new self: Dildo. If life’s hardened him too much for your taste, you can also leave the hot water running on him for a bit or take him in the shower to see his softer side again. He’s more comfortable that way.
Super Cool Sidenote: What Dildo Baggins here has to offer, compared to all these other options, is the potential for unlimited toys. You see, you can repeat this process however many times you want, really. Feel like adding a different texture? Want to bend him more to fit better inside you? All you have to do is get him malleable again. The possibilities are (almost) endless.
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