how to be a gooner?

what is gooning?

gooning is the best way to masturbate - it gets your brain all fuzzy and happy with pleasure for as long as you want

it's all about edging - getting right to the edge of cumming and not going over

repeat that over and over to get a really good feeling

step-by-step gooning guide

1

get comfy!

find a private, cozy spot where you won't be disturbed. maybe your bedroom, the bathroom, wherever you feel safe and relaxed ✨

2

get turned on

you can use tiktok, twitch, insta, x, rule 34, a fav ao3 fanfic - whatever gets you tingling 👀

3

start building the edge

stroke (🍆) or rub (🌸) and focus on the pleasure, not on cumming. as you start feeling really, really good, keep going! get closer and closer to the point of no return... 🤤

4

...and slow down!

before you're about to cum, slow down or stop touching yourself completely (depending on your gooning level). take a deep breath and let the feeling fade a little

5

edge again!

do this over and over. edge, then back off (or stop). edge, back off. the longer you do this, the more your brain will get lost in a cloud of pleasure 🧠☁️

6

that's it! ur gooning!

you're now experiencing the pleasure of being a gooner! keep going as long as you want, and enjoy the fuzzy, blissful feeling

important gooning tips

get obsessed with gooning!

the more you do it the better it feels! just do not cum keep edging and edging 💕

look at the levels of gooning to see where you're at in your gooning journey

use lube to keep it smooth

if things are too sensitive (hurts, too dry, or you cum really fast), lube might make it better 🧴 the best silky-smooth lube is uberlube $ 22 USD. since it's made with silicone, it feels like you're touching yourself with a soft, slippery glove. it will stay on for a long time but that also means it's a little harder to clean out of things

if you use silicone toys, you'll need to use a water-based lube instead $ 13 USD. it doesn't last as long or feel as silky, but since it's made with water, it also has the benefit of washing off easily

stay focused on the good feeling

if you're thinking about your day or things you have to do, you're not gooning! let go of thinking and literally bring your focus to the exact point where you feel the sensation of pleasure 🤤

the more you feel the pleasure, the less you'll hear your brain yeah, it's like meditation but instead of focusing on ur breath it's ur private part lol

gooning is supposed to feel good

it should feel amazing, not painful. if you absolutely need a break, take one

can girls goon?🌸

absolutely!

yes, people with vulvas can goon! actually, most can ride the edge better than people with penises we use anatomy terms so everyone knows what body parts we mean - gooners accept everyone 💕🏳️‍⚧️

BUT vulvas have way more variety in what feels good. for most people with a penis, just grabbing it in their fist 🤜 and tugging is enough - vulvas? it depends on the person

so, if you have a vulva, you might have to try some different things before you find what works for you, but you'll be glad you put in the effort when you do

how do you physically goon with a vulva?

fingers on the clit 🫳 - rubbing circles around the hood 🌸

penetration 🪮 - a (clean!) hairbrush handle, fingers, whatever works

sex toys 🪄 - especially vibrators

grinding ☁️ - hump a pillow, couch arm, bed corner

all of the above 😵‍💫 - mix and match

vibrators = easiest way to goon

vibrators are popular for a reason: put one near or on your clit and it can feel 10x better than your hand with way less effort

everyone's a little different - try it direct, through clothes (the fabric adds texture), light pressure, heavy. play around and find what does it for you

best vulva toys for gooning:

✦bullet vibrators (entry-level):

•plusone bullet$ 19 USD

•maude vibe flutter bullet$ 52 USD

more budget-friendly options for getting started with gooning

✦bullet vibrators (medium-range):

•we-vibe tango$ 85 USD

•lelo mia 3$ 100 USD

focused stimulation, buzzing feeling, quiet, easy to control intensity

✦wand vibrators (high-end):

•hitachi magic wand

◦wired$ 100 USD

◦wireless$ 150 USD

•le wand$ 180 USD

usually best, with rumbly, powerful, vibrations, perfect for long goon sessions

people with penises can also use vibrators by putting them on their frenulum (through clothes or directly) - that's the part on the bottom of the penis right where the head meets the shaft

fun fact: all penises start off as clits when a human is being made (they literally come from the same "embryonic precursor structure" 🤓). if you have a penis, your frenulum is essentially your clit 🥺